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install solar panals in all 50 states! energy crisis solved!

leave taxes how they are! money crisis solved!

fire the imported oil companies! terrorism crisis solved!

MY GOD! these politicians are making things hard when the solution is right in front of us all!

Republicans won't say what needs to be said.
Democratics say what doesn't need to be said.

the TRUTH: first party andidates don't get it.

VOTE INDEPENDENTS IN 2008.

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in english:binary rocks! to learn it, click here

LOL. hope you like boohbah.

outtakes at the end.

and notice DK wears Nikes.

Gary Brolsma!

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for those of you dipwads that don't know what "TNG" means, it means "The Next Generation" this was a classic of mine that i blogged about because i didn't have flash and the only reason i'm continuing this lame series because of my only fan igott. NOT! there were plenty who demanded it. pink-bunny, you'd better watch out.

okay, so for those of you who remember "nintendo squad" (that would be one) that's where this all leaves off...

Mario: now wait-a minute here-a.(okay what's with the crappy a's?)
*re-do*

Mario: now wait a minute here. why were we fighting again?

Luigi: well, ain't it a debait on chicken?

Link: we're all fighting because we all think it's a different reaso- why the heck CHICKEN?

Kirby: i have an idea!!!

All: *stares at kirby*

Kirby: EVERYBODY GET ANGREH!

All: *stares at kirby*

Sonic: *pauses....* so, do we kill each other, or-

Kirby: that's the point!

Peach: why?

Kirby: so we all know what we're fighting about!

Bowser:........ sweeet. *gets stabbed by strawberry clock*

Kirby: EVERYBODY GET ANGREH!

Pico: oh boy! *gets out rocket launcher*

Luigi: i never understood how that kid could carry a rocket launcher with him.

Pico: *starts shooting everyone*
*mario gets hit*

Luigi: MARIO!!!

Mario: g...g..go on.. without.... me.

Luigi: i... can't... i won't.

Mario: y....y....you have to.

Luigi: *a tear come out of luigi's eye* *pause* whatever i'l go =).

Mario: wait! i'm coming too! *kilss everyone except link, peach and luigi*

Mario: i'm coming! *link stabbs him*

Link stares at peach.

Peach:..... he really should have killed you.

Link: yup. moron.

Winners:
Peach
Link
Luigi

mistery fun link!

announcer 1: the moment man has drempt about for years...
the fight only igott cared about...
the unmasking of the hooded man...
the fight of the century...
the-

announcer 2: part where the MOVIE STARTS!

announcer 1: oh yeah. roll film!
*start*

???: i'm NOT kamek, fool!

Link: then who are you?

???: i'm your worst nightmare, keep it at that.

Link: fine then. but when you die, you know we'll unmask you.

???: who says I'M the dead one, you genius boy?

Kirby: *turns on dramatic music and pops popcorn*

Link: *takes out sword* you WILL be the dead one!

Mario: princesses! hide somewhere! Link, what the fu** are you doing?

Luigi, watch your mouth, mario.

Mario: i said fuzz! (man i love those bleeps)

???: if you think i'm the dead one, maybe you'd like to prove it?

Link: FINE!

Sonic: (moron)

???: *turns into link and puls sword*

Link: wha? wait- i get it...

???: finally. but let's talk it through over a nice sword fight.

*they start figting with their swords.*

Link: you're the reason for the solstice. you are nothing BUT solstice. when you were born, *gets stabbed in the hand.* ow! the solstice began! eeeeyah! *stabbs in eye* ha! i win!

???: *turns into shadow* up for a fight, sonic?

Sonic: fine! *tornado fight*

Kirby: wait- if his life is causing the solstice... if we kill him, every thing will go back to normal.

Luigi: wella gee. youa catcha on REAL-a fast.

*everyone but mario attemps to kill the thing*

Mario: oh for the love of god, you morons! *shuts down matrix generator*

???: NOOOO!!! *slowly starts to look like amy.*

Amy: it's AMAZING what master emrald can do clone, manipulate, transform,

Knuckles: gimme that, BEATCH!

*fights with amy*
*slowly everyone gets in the fight*

Kirby: hmmm....

annoncer 3(wtf?):and so, kirby created a tradition from the fight. all nintendos, segas, and neopets would start fighting eachother, every time they heard...

Kau: everybody get angreh!

yes... ths was the beggining of...

METAL GEAR ANGREH!

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i'm sure you NEVER heard of my blog series "nintendo squad". that was some of very first blog entries (they came after metal angreh) anyway, here are some outtakes;

episode one, scene one.

Announcer one: once apon a time, in three different lands, a strange portal appeared so that all universes were united, and so were four heroes.

buttwipe: there was Mario- wait. why the hell is my name buttwipe?!? I'M ANNOUNCER TWO!

episode one, scene two.

Story Start!

Toad: *banging on door loudly*

Sonic: yeah?

Toad: urgent mail from princess mango!

Sonic: wtf mango?

Link: you mean "peach"

Toad: THAT'S WHAT I SAID, PLAYA HATA!

episode one, scene three.

Bowser: and what about Zelda?

Eggman: *staring cluelessly with mouth wide open*

Bowser: *whispers* we could use her as a slave, i guess.

Eggman: I KNOW! IT'S JUST THAT METAL SONIC AND KAMEK ARE BEHIND YOU DOING-

episode one, scene four.

Peach: mario will come, i know he will.

Daisy: he'd better or you'll be- *releases a laugh* hahah! the camera man just flipped the dirrector off! ROFL!

book one, scene five.

Link: the universal solstice draws closer. i can't-

Kirby- YAAAAAHHH! *lands near link*

Link: YOU PINK IDIOT! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WAIT FOR YOUR QUEUE! I'M GONNA F- rofl! mr. dirrector! camera guy flipped u off again!

episode two, scene one.

Kirby: a universal solsice? but.. but.. but.. but.. but.. but.. -what the hell is my line?

dirrector: BUTT!

episode two, scene two.

Eggman: what secret device?

Bowser: tha's my f***y line!

Eggman: watch your mouth.

Bowser: I SAID FUZZY, FOOL!

episode two, scene three.

???: shut down that weapon!

All: GASP!

???: your all being shipped to tower 31 delta!

Amy: you mean YOU'RE.

episode two, scene four.

Luigi: BALLS!

All: *stares*

Luigi: well, it's MY turn to be in an outtake, you know!

Kirby: (he overhydrated)

i just remembered. episode three was never seen.

well it's on this page.

after you've all seen it, i'll make the long time waited for episode four.

-Critic49

current location: PEEING!click here for unseen episode! if it works. use the hard way if it dont.(the other one)

answer these questions to see who UR!

1: who would be the perfect villan?

A: anyone who hates pie.
B: someone violent, fearless, and awesome!
C: tongs. definately tongs.
D: No villans 4 me.

2: wat's your ride?

A: krunk fo' shizzle!
B: rides? oh boy!
C: a car, dipwad.
D: a tank made of pie!

3: self defence?

A: foof, foof.. fizzle..foof fowow.. foof.
B: don't need it if i'm not being aggravated.
C: bob is my shield.
D: machine gun.

4: barney's dead.

A: i don't really care, ya know.
B: barney fife? he died last year, moron. (i said APPLE pie, fool!)
C: YES!!!
D: NO!!!

5: your aura:

A: fab, lo.
B: evil, s***bag.
C: your mamma:
D: neutral.

reply the answer sheet to me. i'll PM u the character u are.
e.g, of an answer sheet,

1-a
2-c
3-b
4-a
5-b

don't be a N00B and answer EXACTLY like that unless you mean it.

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